Don’t give live animals! (Folks, this ain’t really a stable.)
Don’t give a “gift” that is just going to get thrown out right away
Don’t give a “gift” that says something mean or judgmental about the giftee
No whoopee cushions except for 8-year-old boys (do they make biodegradable ones?)
Remember that “smells like Christmas” is often code for “smells like Pinesol”
Re-gifting is okay. Re-gifting something to the person who gave it to you in the first place isn’t.
If it costs $40/month to keep the gift going, it’s not much of a gift [i.e. beware the gifts that cost more to have than to give].
No but seriously don’t give live animals.
If you want to give someone a goat, try this kind.